Spot the Mistake

Song to play while spotting the mistake: Missy Elliott's "Work It"
"I put my game down, flip it and reverse it!" And maybe also
some Jimmy Eat World cause it's right in the "Middle," too!

CLAYGO

CLAYGO. Clean as you go.
To use in a sentence:
Wala'y tubig sa amo,

mao nang wala ko'y CLAYGO!

Consume Before

When you don't want to share. Hehe.

Shave on You

Time to shave your teeth!
Shave the tartar and the plaque, right?

And the toothpaste becomes the shaving cream!

At a supermarket in Talisay City, Cebu.

Emojis, Akoa Baynte

So two Emojis equals a Cornetto?!

Regularly Change Your PIN

Head & Shoulders

Kung aduna'y Head & Shoulders shampoo,
asa na man ang Knees & Toes conditioner?

Super Prices

Super prices at the Super Metro could be shocking.

And this lady's reaction be like: "Kamahal!"

Super Metro

If Super Metro was a taxi, would you ride it or not?

Super Finds

You'll have "super finds" at the Super Metro. So we asked
the poster girl if she found anything. And she replied: "Wala!"

The Reason for the Price Hike

Kay Sarap Magmahal. No wonder the prices always increase.

Original Power Bamk

Genuine authentic power bank from a bogus origin.

Yoda, Is That You?

Uttered by Yoda, this quote was.

Extended Version

Please do not leave your things unattended. Metro cares.

Or you might lose and never see your things again. Metro scares.

Wala'y Trapik

Disposable Underpad

There's this disposable underpad. And then,

somewhere, there's a dispensable underpaid.

English 101: Add a Word

So what word (not letter) would you add to make the sentence grammatically correct?

Want a Fresh Life?

Plenty of fresh lives are available in Opito Bay! Go get one there.

Vending Machine

"If you want Creams, you will need to get through me first!" - Sky Flakes

No Audio

Caller: Hello, SKYcable, wala lagi audio ang salida?
CSR: Unsa ka nga plan naka-subscribe, Sir?
Caller: Dual Def 299.
CSR: Normal ra na, Sir. Naka-dual deaf man ka, so ang duha nimo ka dunggan, di kadungog!