Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Breaking News: Tulisan Arrested


An alleged robber targetting lonely victims was finally nabbed by authorities in Cebu City yesterday afternoon. According to the suspect, he needed some money but couldn't borrow from his friends. He then turned on the radio and decided to rob people who looked sad and alone after hearing Air Supply's "Tulis Lonely People in the World."

In related news, the DJ who played the song has been summoned by the police to shed some light on the matter. The DJ says he only played the song because it was a request. The police is now having a manhunt to capture the texter who requested for the track.

The Kapisanan ng mga Brodkaster ng Pilipinas has advised their member stations to ban the said song in order to prevent more crimes of this nature. Meanwhile, Cebu City Mayor Tomas OsmeƱa has ordered the closure of the station which played the song. The station is owned by Henry Sy, who also owns SM and BDO.

Note: Obviously, this is a satire piece, or #FakeNews, as what they are called these days.

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Crazy Horoscopes: EDSA Edition


The People Power anniversary is on Saturday, so the question is: What does EDSA mean to you? Well, find out as David Dash gives you this edition of Crazy Horoscopes!

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Sunday, February 19, 2017

Simple Plan, "Perfectly Perfect" [OPC Hits 2017.2.19]

Canadian rock band Simple Plan continues to stay strong in the OPC chart this week. They already had a song called "Perfect" in 2003, which is basically asking an apology from dad for not being perfect. This time, it's on a happier note, a song for a loved one telling her that she's "Perfectly Perfect." The former #1 track, now the current longest staying entry on the chart, is still at #2 on its seventh week in our Popsounds tally:


OPC Hits
February 19-25, 2017

TWLWPPWCARTISTTITLE
POPSOUNDS
112@12Nick FradianiLove Is Blind
221@17Simple PlanPerfectly Perfect
3333Marian HillDown
4-41Katy PerryChained to the Rhythm [feat. Skip Marley]
561@14StarleyCall on Me
6442QuestWalang Hanggan
751@13Hey Joe ShowMy Morena Girl
8-81Ariana GrandeBeauty and the Beast [feat. John Legend]
9772NickelbackFeed the Machine
10882Ariana GrandeEveryday [feat. Future]
PRAISE PARADE
141@12Jasmine MurrayFearless
2322Chris TomlinHome
312@13Awaken GenerationI Have a Song
4-41Hillsong UnitedHeaven Knows
5-51SelahUnbreakable
6222Tenth Avenue NorthI Have This Hope
7552KutlessKing of My Heart
8733Reba McEntireBack to God
9623Tauren WellsHills and Valleys
10853Jonny DiazJoy
PINOY PICKS
112@12QuestWalang Hanggan
221@13Hey Joe ShowMy Morena Girl
3-31JurisA Love to Last a Lifetime
4-41Sarah GeronimoKaibigan Mo [feat. Yeng Constantino]
531@14Parokya ni EdgarFriendzone Mo Mukha Mo

Monday, February 13, 2017

Crazy Horoscopes: Valentine's 2017


The David Dash Podcast presents Crazy Horoscopes: Valentine Good News Bad News Edition! Find out what fortune awaits your horoscope on Cupid's holiday.

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